Don’t Show Your Dick To A Girl In A Bar

Dear Men of LA:

If you see a cute girl at a bar and you are trying to hit on her don’t sit down next to her and whip your dick out.  Don’t say, “do you like it” while you are showing it to her.  Believe me she doesn’t want to see it.  You’re either going to get arrested or get your ass beat.  Why not just say hello my name is Eduardo!

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