Dear Men of LA:
If you are looking for a woman do not put up flyers all over town asking women to be your girlfriend. Go on Match.com. Look at the grocery store for pete’s sake. And if you are going to be crazy enough to put your mugshot all over town do not put the following on your flyer:
I am looking for a girlfriend. This is no joke. I am tired of looking on Ok Cupid and Tinder and thought I would give this a try. I am reasonably sane and clean and you should be too! No STDs here. I love kittens, puppies, and everything magical. Please respond if you love the same.