Dear Men of LA:
When you go out with a girl for the first time and she drops you off at your place, at least wait until the next day to text her. Do not text her ten minutes after you walk in the door. Do not say, “hey I had a really good time, I’m already missing you.” Or, “hey, I can’t stop thinking about you ever since I left your side two minutes ago.” Or, “hey I know we were meant to be together even though we just met five hours ago. It’s my destiny to be with you.” Give the girl a chance to breathe. No one likes a clingy guy or a stalker.