Hey I Would Help You Out, But You Are Cutting Into My Drinking Time

Dear Men of LA:

If you see a woman walking around late at night looking for her car, for God’s sake help her out.  Don’t go up to her and say, “hey I would help you out, but it would be really cutting into my drinking time so I gotta go.”    Is Los Angeles really going to run out of beer?  Are all of the bars going to evaporate into thin air?   If the bar is closing, stop at the 7-11 on the way home and pick up a six pack.  Remember a dick rarely gets his dick sucked.

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