Don’t Jump From The Bushes And Yell “Baby Let’s Have Sex!”

Dear Men of LA:

If you are dating a girl, don’t hide in her back yard, wait for her to come home, and then jump out and say, “hey baby let’s have sex!”  Especially if her parents are with her.  Especially if  her parents are from bible country and go to church five times a week.  You are more likely to get kneed in the balls by her father, than get your balls sucked by your girl.

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