Dear Men of LA:
When first meeting a girl, if you have an illegal job don’t tell her right off the bat. For example:
“Hi, how are you?”
“I’m fine, what’s up?”
“Well I think you are really pretty, would you like to go out with me sometime?”
“Sure, um excuse me, but that’s a big roll of cash you have there. Do you always walk around with that kind of money?”
“Sure, I’m a drug dealer. I always have to have change. Hey do you have any friends who are interested in buying some pot?”
Don’t try to sell her any drugs either if you are a drug dealer either. It never ends well.
PS: The above situation really happened a couple of days ago.