Hey I’m A Drug Dealer. Do You Want To Go Out On A Date?

Dear Men of LA:

When first meeting a girl, if you have an illegal job don’t tell her right off the bat.  For example:

“Hi, how are you?”

“I’m fine, what’s up?”

“Well I think you are really pretty, would you like to go out with me sometime?”

“Sure, um excuse me, but that’s a big roll of cash you have there.  Do you always walk around with that kind of money?”

“Sure, I’m a drug dealer.  I always have to have change.  Hey do you have any friends who are interested in buying some pot?”

Don’t try to sell her any drugs either if you are a drug dealer either.  It never ends well.

PS:  The above situation really happened a couple of days ago.

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