I Can’t Wait To Have Sex With You Because You’ve Been A Complete Asshole!

Dear Men of LA:

Don’t text a girl after a month and a half of no contact and say, “hey I’m horny, want to come over?”  What do you think she’s going to say?  “Oh I would love to come over and screw you after you’ve been a complete asshole.”  “Oh I can’t wait to to take my clothes off because you have completely ignored me for over a month.”  “I can’t wait to have sex with you because it’s all about you and not about me.”  Men get a clue.  She’s more likely to run into oncoming traffic than to have sex with you.

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