Let’s Take Things Slow Emotionally

Dear Men of LA:

If you are on a date do not say this to her, “I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically.”  Just find a hooker and pay her $100.   Also don’t steal your lines from Texts From Last Night.

My date said this to me last week and then I find the same line on Texts From Last Night.  What a douche!!

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