Staring At A Girl Will Lead To Hanging With Big Freddy In Jail

Dear Men of LA,

Do not sit and continuously stare at a girl with your mouth open.  You’ll catch flies in your mouth.  She’s not into you.  It’s creepy and in the end you’ll probably just get pepper sprayed or spend a night in jail with a man named Big Freddy who’ll do all kinds of kinky things to you.  Move along!

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