Dear Men of LA,
Do not use as an opening line, “hey do you want to go to my house and make a baby?” What do you think is going to happen? I’m going to say, “oh yes, I’d love to go home with a crazy ass stranger and let him impregnate me!”
It never ceases to amaze me that guys actually think these shitty lines will work. How about opening with, “hi, how are you today?” Something short, simple and to the point. I swear if there is a guy out there teaching men this garbage I’m going to string him up and cut his manly parts off!!