It’s Cool To Stuff Your Dead Cat

Dear Men of LA,
If you are trying to pick a woman up at a bar for the love of god do not use the following line: “hey it’s totally cool if you stuff your dead cat and put her at the end of the bed to look at every night. Then she’s never really gone.”  This is not going to get you laid.

Ps:  I guy really tried to use this line on me at a bar in Hollywood last night.   He was being totally serious.  Needless to say I got out of there as fast as I could.

Like I always say, “if I found a man in LA that wasn’t an alcoholic, drug addict, nutcase, or morally challenged I wouldn’t know what to do with myself.”

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