Pick Up Lines Never Work

Dear Men of LA,

Pick up lines do not work.  I don’t care how cool you think you are, they end up making you sound stupid.  Here are some gems that you should definitely not use:

Did you know that your ring finger has a love line that goes directly to my heart?

Did heaven just lose an angel because I think I just found one?

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

You must be a Snickers because you satisfy me.

Hello future wife

And last but not least, grab her phone and put your number in it under sexy.  Yeah that works every time.

2 thoughts on “Pick Up Lines Never Work

  1. Oh my! Those are pretty bad.

    In Santa Monica on Halloween, a guy on Main Street was passing out personal/business cards that had his first name and a really dumb line on the other side. He should have taken a hint from all of the perturbed ladies!

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