Dear Men of LA,
Pick up lines do not work. I don’t care how cool you think you are, they end up making you sound stupid. Here are some gems that you should definitely not use:
Did you know that your ring finger has a love line that goes directly to my heart?
Did heaven just lose an angel because I think I just found one?
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
You must be a Snickers because you satisfy me.
Hello future wife
And last but not least, grab her phone and put your number in it under sexy. Yeah that works every time.