I Just Want To Let You know

Dear Men of LA,

If you are out on a date, never start a sentence with, “I just want to let you know.”  It never leads to good things.  For example:

“I just want to let you know that I don’t like liquids of any kind.  Also I really don’t like food or people.”

“I just want to let you know that I’ve been busted three times by the feds for putting fake dependents on my tax forms.”

“I just want to let you know that I don’t have a job, but that’s ok because I’m trying to find myself.”

“I just want to let you know secretly I really hate women, but you seem ok.”

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s