What Not To Say On A First Date

Dear Men of LA,

If you are out on a first date try to put your best foot forward.  You want to make a good first  impression.  Here is an example of what NOT to say on your date!

” I think you are really great, so I think I should tell you a couple of things.”

“Ok”

“Well I’m going through a divorce”

“Ok.  There’s nothing wrong with that.”

“Well since I’m getting a divorce I think it’s time I planted my seed and found a baby mama to have my children.  I think you would be great”

“Uh ok.”

“And also I love cocaine.  I do it every day.  I’m sure my coke habit won’t interfere with me raising our kids”

“Uh ok”

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