Dear Men of LA,
When trying to pick up a lady do not use the following pick up strategy:
“Hi you look really cute tonight”
“Can I ask you a personal question?”
“Are you under five feet tall because if you are then I can’t hang out with you because you must be crazy”
“No I’m right at five feet”
“Well then if you are five feet or over I can hang out with you because if you are that tall then you are not crazy!”
I do not make this shit up. A guy actually said this to me the other night.