Are You Under Five Feet Tall?

Dear Men of LA,

When trying to pick up a lady do not use the following pick up strategy:

“Hi you look really cute tonight”

“Thanks”

“Can I ask you a personal question?”

“Sure”

“Are you under five feet tall because if you are then I can’t hang out with you because you must be crazy”

“No I’m right at five feet”

“Well then if you are five feet or over I can hang out with you because if you are that tall then you are not crazy!”

I do not make this shit up.  A guy actually said this to me the other night.

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